Old Money Varsity Sweatshirt

$65.00

Step aside, Harvard—the real alma mater of the effortlessly elite is here. The Old Money Varsity Sweatshirt is your ticket to looking like you donated the new library to your university, because you just didn’t know what to do with yoru trust fund. Sigh. Designed with a nod to prestigious ivy-clad institutions, this heavyweight, ultra-cozy piece wraps you in the kind of quality only old money or impeccable taste can buy.

Why you’ll want it:

  • The plush, thick fabric is like a cashmere throw for your torso—soft, luxurious, and built to last.

  • It’s the ultimate versatile piece: wear it to brunch, the yacht club, or a casual stroll through your sprawling estate (real or imagined).

  • The subtle design speaks volumes without saying too much. It’s the kind of low-key flex that whispers, Yes, I summer in the Hamptons.

Why others will envy you:

  • People will stop and wonder: Did they go to a secret elite school I’ve never heard of? Or did they just inherit impeccable style?

  • The timeless, classic look screams “born into it,” even if you’re building your empire one latte at a time.

  • It’s a conversation starter—whether you’re joking about your “silver spoon” or leaving them to guess is entirely up to you.

This isn’t just a sweatshirt; it’s a statement. Slip it on, grab your coffee (in porcelain, of course), and prepare for the compliments to roll in. Because in this sweatshirt, you’re always top of the class. 🏛️

This product is OVERSIZED; check size chart in additional info!

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Step aside, Harvard—the real alma mater of the effortlessly elite is here. The Old Money Varsity Sweatshirt is your ticket to looking like you donated the new library to your university, because you just didn’t know what to do with yoru trust fund. Sigh. Designed with a nod to prestigious ivy-clad institutions, this heavyweight, ultra-cozy piece wraps you in the kind of quality only old money or impeccable taste can buy.

Why you’ll want it:

  • The plush, thick fabric is like a cashmere throw for your torso—soft, luxurious, and built to last.

  • It’s the ultimate versatile piece: wear it to brunch, the yacht club, or a casual stroll through your sprawling estate (real or imagined).

  • The subtle design speaks volumes without saying too much. It’s the kind of low-key flex that whispers, Yes, I summer in the Hamptons.

Why others will envy you:

  • People will stop and wonder: Did they go to a secret elite school I’ve never heard of? Or did they just inherit impeccable style?

  • The timeless, classic look screams “born into it,” even if you’re building your empire one latte at a time.

  • It’s a conversation starter—whether you’re joking about your “silver spoon” or leaving them to guess is entirely up to you.

This isn’t just a sweatshirt; it’s a statement. Slip it on, grab your coffee (in porcelain, of course), and prepare for the compliments to roll in. Because in this sweatshirt, you’re always top of the class. 🏛️

This product is OVERSIZED; check size chart in additional info!

Built to Last. This Premium Heavyweight Cross-Grain Crew is the best crew neck sweatshirt I’ve ever worn. Every detail of this sweatshirt is the best of the best and meticulously designed. From the fit, color palette, specialty yarns, and antique trims, to the way the fabric is knit, dyed, cut, and sewn, it has everything we think a sweatshirt needs without having too much.

It's all in the details. To limit vertical shrinkage the body panels have been cut Cross-Grain, and additions of double ribbing side panels add stretch for a comfortable fit. We chose reverse coverstitch sewing on all seams for exceptional durability, and to showcase the sewing quality. Built to perfection with our 3" long 520gm 100% cotton ribbing at the cuffs, waistband, side panel, and a woven tear away neck label.

  • Premium Heavyweight 13.5oz./450gm 3-end fleece

  • Ring spun cotton

  • 70% cotton / 30% polyester

  • 100% cotton face yarns on solid colors

  • 20 singles face yarn for a durable and textured fabric face

  • Double ribbing side panels for stretch

  • Reverse coverstitch sewing on all seams for durability and a premium finish

  • Body panels sewn cross grain to limit shrinkage & shortening after wash

  • 520gm 100% cotton 1x1 ribbing at cuff and waistband

  • Unisex